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(回答先: 必見！アメリカ方面から「必殺笑気毒ガス」兵器のパロディきたる！ 投稿者 木村愛二 日時 2003 年 3 月 30 日 03:00:56)
これ、最高に笑いました。真ん中よりちょっと下にある、ブッシュが口に
「duct tape｣を口に張られているパロディです。
そのパロディの説明に、
Suggested use of duct tape as a means for increasing the level of Homeland Security
とあります。
特に、アメリカの子供たちにインパクトがあったかも、、。（笑）
「Time for kids 」の下記の記事を読んだ後、このパロディ見ることをお
すすめします。
かいつまんで要約すると、従来イボと言うのは液体窒素で焼く方法が主流
でした。（部分的に凍傷にするようなもの）それを、「duct tape」を貼
って治すというものです。治癒率も液体窒素を使うよりも良いようです。
つまり、イボを治すことにも使えるけれど、ブッシュの口に張るのも有効
な「duct tape」の使い方と言うことです。「duct tape」という所が実に
いい。（爆）
WEIRD NEWS
October 17, 2002
A Sticky Solution for Skin
Studies show that duct tape can remove skin warts!
Duct tape is well known for sticking things together, but it may also be one of the best tools to save your skin・arts and all! After a recent study, scientists have announced that the sticky, gray household tape that repairs tears on backpacks and keeps your car's exhaust pipe together has been found effective in removing warts.
Winning the War Against Warts
A wart is an annoying, but harmless growth caused by a virus. About 10 percent of kids get warts at some point, so it's important for dermatologists (doctors who study skin disorders) to come up with painless treatments. The most common method of removing warts has been freezing them with liquid nitrogen. But a process using duct tape was shown to be more effective and less painful, too!
No Overnight Success
Researchers in the study had patients wear duct tape over their warts for six-day periods. After removing the tape, the patients were instructed to soak the wart in water, then use an emery board to scrape the spot, and reapply the duct tape. The treatment lasted a maximum of two months or until the wart went away.
In the study, 85 percent of duct-tape using patients got rid of their warts, compared to 60 percent who won the war on warts using the freezing method. The patients were all between the ages of 3 and 22.
"The duct tape irritates warts and causes the body's immune system to react by attacking the growths," said Dr. Dean "Rick" Focht III, a researcher from Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center.
The Deal Behind the Duct
Duct tape is an extremely strong tape that was originally developed by the U.S. Military during World War II. It is a waterproof, heat-resistant tape made of three layers. The top layer is plastic, the middle layer is fabric, and the bottom layer is a sticky rubber.
Researchers didn't test any other kinds of tape, so they don't know whether duct tape is the only tape that removes warts, but don't be surprised if the next medical breakthrough isn't found in a hospital, but in a hardware store!
By Jill Egan
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